Very First American Fan Letter

Mon 25/02/2008 09:44

The 'lose your Ovarian twinset and pearls' piece you wrote in about '99 for an early Wharton publication was a work of sick insanity and needs to be up there if you have a copy.

Played at a birthday party in Lytham Cricket Club Pavilion on Saturday - strange experience.

Watched Belgian movie 'Ex Drummer' last night which was pretty good crazy poor taste shit about ultimate fucked up band of handicapped guys called The Feminists who fight all the time and are not feminist.

Top story on some news sites today is MAN DIES FROM EATING FAIRY CAKES.

Sun 06/04/2008 10:51

yep cd arrived OK will work on that soonest

I keep collapsing into giggles at the thought of Doddy's cock - great concept

Intravenous thing is a well fucked up band with a load of drug addicts, I hope I am not as irritating as Bob Calvert in it

Foolish amount of alcohol and last night leapt out of bed shouting "I'm dying" after this strange dehydration thing came on suddenly with sharp pain and all veins in my arms stood up

also I need wisdom tooth extracting sharpish - will probably turn all mellow once the poisons entering my bloodstream are eliminated - the infected tooth root probably wrote all the al al who lyrics for me

Action This Day

I just logged in and set it to deactivate rather than delete and shall try to make it through to at least March before logging in again, it is always a ballache re-adding everyone on another account which I would probably do anyway eventually. What a load of dreary bullshit it all is with people  parading their gripes and misery or petty triumphs. I never do anything or go out much now anyway so not suffering from FOMO. Did get an invite to a Valentines night from a girl DJ I know which made me raise an eyebrow as she never invites me to anything and has been liking and lurking my stuff. The trouble is she is about 25 and has a picture of her with a fidget spinner up (fucks sake I may as well just hang around outside the schools)

Icebreaker

"loads of drugs, more and more drugs as time went by"

On The Down Low

It is something called Imaginary Diseases the '72 Zappa. He mixed it while alive and intended it to come out sometime. Weird largely atonal shit from the tour sounding like nothing else I ever heard. He seemed like a very hard working guy. Funny my Mad Pride friend met him and wrote a book about him - Xxx Xxxxxx, bit of a cock really but known worse people.


Young bodies are great and I have been lucky to get some over the last two years although they have all been pure brain damage.  I genuinely can't remember most of the bullshit I have bellowed on lyrics and hate the idea of listening to the records to figure it out is the problem.

A Carefully Limited Glance At The Edges Of A Worldwide System

 "See You At Love Field"

Limited Hangout Series

he believed his mother, Rebecca Cope, was an assassin posing as his mother and had been hired to kill him. He told police he attacked her in December 2016 because she told him to rub olive oil on a new cutting board — something, he said, his real mother would never ask him to do

When found at her address on 2 September 2012 she was “malnourished and on the balance of probability had previously consumed significant quantities of alcohol. She had ketoacidosis. On the balance of probability, she was not taking her medication, Risperidone. She had neglected herself”.

5/2 Relief

Sent: 25 June 2013 16:58
Subject: existential exercises

Cool, look forward to that. Looking at the copy I kept the side with handwritten credits is really scruffy and unprofessional looking but seems to reflect the chaos and trouble of finishing the record and general alcoholic disorder.

Today I thought I was being followed round Tesco by actors hired by intelligence agencies, then that I was being followed home by military freemasons. I get so fucking cliched in my delusions. Pretty shaky physically too with lots of tremors and paralysis. The drinking last weekend was truly liver dissolving.