Cackling Charivari

22/06/2014, 12:05

Haha that sounds funny really. Midsummer night's nightmare. Fuck it you will be out of there before long. We have all done it. Hope you and Carol have made up if it started as a row before going properly loopy?

We played a gig last night on a farm Over Wyre. Kids and dogs running round, beautiful remote fields, we played two separate sets like the Grateful Dead would, one at ten o'clock while still twilight then an hour later after dark and more drink...not cover versions or anything just our own stuff quite uncompromising...the woman whose fiftieth it was maybe thought she had booked a classic rock band haha!! It was all quite beautiful and dreamlike really.

Stoke on Trent gig with Bongoleeros next Saturday then the day after Kate and me are going on holiday to Minorca...she is a bit bonkers at the moment but not in a worrying way...Ging our drummer is also hearing voices constantly....2014 is pretty weird all in all

I Like Cock

Mon 17/08/15, 01:31

It may be a while since you have been to Todmorden - it is now the new Hebden and stuffed full of beardy young men and sexually confused young ladies, art galleries and vegan cafes and the like. It's alright I suppose, would drive me crackers living there.

Happy anniversary. Kate and me are fifteen years in January, not married but seeming ball and chain haha.

I told Xxxxxx that when she posted a picture supposedly showing her nervous skin rash I was just looking at her tits and hips. She then said that the black metal band had brought out her own inner misogyny. Don't you like women I said. I like cock, she said. Well it was sounding good. Then Kate came back from the bogs and the hussy scarpered quicksmart! Maybe she was worried about maraca insertion.

So many nutcases there actually - music was shite but good times talking nonsense sat outside the church it was held in.

Danish Blue

Sat, 25 Jul 2015 01:17:59 +0000

As for my neighbours here:

One side an old couple. Bloke seems literally brain damaged, sits on the kerb scowling a lot, has never spoke to me and ignores every attempt at hello. His wife is a faith healer and spiritualist and they sometimes do a touch of shamanic drumming. Her son (I think) sometimes comes round to do the garden and ends up shouting at her sounding very angry and crazy.

Other side a hot and crazy single mum with two brats - immaculate eye shadow and hair but not much going on mentally, some crap tattoos - drinks a lot - shy to the point of mental, will say hello if she is in a good mood - occasional boyfriends who lurk outside smoking weed.

A Skeleton Key To SP: Inside Multiple Systems

Thu 16/05/2013, 03:26

I saw BEATEN AND BUGGERED from that list and another similar one years ago and was quite shocked really. It looked like a how to guide for abductors - also the 'actresses' looked genuinely terrified when the knives were held to them. Interestingly vile stuff but I didn't want it in the house!

Apparently last Hobs single is reviewed nicely in The Wire by Byron Coley which is mental as it has pretty much sold out and it was ages ago. We are very obscure I suppose and hard to find out about. Playing on the Wirral a week on Saturday in Cynthia Lennon's home village, the posh Hoylake.

So twitchy and nervous lately. I probably need to take some medication.

Handbags With Anorexic Slag

Thu 19/02/2015, 22:50
That's a hell of an entertaining story. It's a year ago today since we funeralled Keiron and I declaimed a lot of bullshit in the pulpit like I did for John Everall too. I've cleared around 50 cl of Greenalls gin so far and called that tiny arsed anorexic slag Xxx Xxxxxxx an anti semitic bitch on the poxy internet. Fuck those Hamas supporting loonies really. I'll take rabid Israeli nutjobs over the sort of muslim cunts who would question where I can stick my cock if I wanted. But maybe this is the Irish Jew Jewboy in me speaking.

Make It Better

Wed 03/10/2012, 08:29

Go up Uzupio Gatve - as you enter the state there is a nice bar by the riverside, worth a visit - further up take the left onto Kriviu Gatve at the junction with the statue, the bar I really loved is maybe half a mile further uphill on the left side of the road, enter via a courtyard and it becomes a big beer garden. Not especially cheap or anything just delightful views of the city if it's sunny.

For local's dive bars and bizarre Soviet-era ultra-cheap cafes you need near the train stations. It all seemed quitesafe compared to eg Leeds. The bars and cafes on Pilies right in the heart of Old Town are all very pleasant. Shit-hot kebab shop there too. There is also a pretty amazing jazz record basement 'Thelonius' at Stikilou. Bar across the road from there was the most expensive we found. In that area it's all nightclubs...The courtyard near the Cathedral is pretty nice for meandering round in daytime.

Zante was waay too hot in middle of freak heatwave. Kate loved it but all the flies got me foul tempered. Amazing coastline like I've never seen but have come back feeling like shit from excess and ready to take the 12 steps. So glad to see rain. The heat was mental and made us both trip out a bit.

Sun 26/08/2012, 01:55

Hey Calum,

we have a bass player who is pretty invaluable and irreplaceable already...but you could join on kazoo for sure...where are you? How did you find us?

OK falling asleep now after much drinking

Simon

Comedy Hour

Lola(21): Set me free please, and should I be grateful? You barely feed me I’ve got bruises and my holes feel sore. I’m soaked in cum!! 18:15

Fucking hot isn't it, bruises all down your thighs and on your ass and tits, used for days by this beast. How about you get on your knees and pray to God, hands together like you are a kid at school assembly, see if God willl listen. I'd masturbate to see that. I'd like to film it too. I'd set up some website called Kidnapped Bitches Who Pray For Release, perverts would love it 18:18

Lola(21): Just one thing i pray, no gang banging.18:19

Over The Hills And Far Away

Tue 09/06/2009, 15:01

I get a lot of joint pains and chest pains and weird shooting stabbing sensations down the arteries together with panic attacks and fits of suicidal despair and some kind of mild epilepsy thing where I jerk suddenly. But life is good really


I like that artwork the more I look at it

Just had two cans 'relentless' to counteract the hangover from two olanzipine anti-psychotics I had last night - body and mind an upper-downer battleground

Nutjin' Wrong 2

Wed 26/10/2011, 11:56

Hope Bratislava was great. Corfu was terrific, thanks for the tips - yeah drank shitloads of Mini which actially tasted great. Greek coffee is fucking horrible though! I quite liked the retsina, some brands are more pipe cleaner than others.

Hygeine isn't their strong point - we got moved to a better flat in different area due to Legionairres outbreak. Am monitoring my coughs with appropriate hypochondria. How the fuck I would ever recognise the symptom of 'confusion' I don't know.

Very First American Fan Letter

Mon 25/02/2008 09:44

The 'lose your Ovarian twinset and pearls' piece you wrote in about '99 for an early Wharton publication was a work of sick insanity and needs to be up there if you have a copy.

Played at a birthday party in Lytham Cricket Club Pavilion on Saturday - strange experience.

Watched Belgian movie 'Ex Drummer' last night which was pretty good crazy poor taste shit about ultimate fucked up band of handicapped guys called The Feminists who fight all the time and are not feminist.

Top story on some news sites today is MAN DIES FROM EATING FAIRY CAKES.

Sun 06/04/2008 10:51

yep cd arrived OK will work on that soonest

I keep collapsing into giggles at the thought of Doddy's cock - great concept

Intravenous thing is a well fucked up band with a load of drug addicts, I hope I am not as irritating as Bob Calvert in it

Foolish amount of alcohol and last night leapt out of bed shouting "I'm dying" after this strange dehydration thing came on suddenly with sharp pain and all veins in my arms stood up

also I need wisdom tooth extracting sharpish - will probably turn all mellow once the poisons entering my bloodstream are eliminated - the infected tooth root probably wrote all the al al who lyrics for me

Action This Day

I just logged in and set it to deactivate rather than delete and shall try to make it through to at least March before logging in again, it is always a ballache re-adding everyone on another account which I would probably do anyway eventually. What a load of dreary bullshit it all is with people  parading their gripes and misery or petty triumphs. I never do anything or go out much now anyway so not suffering from FOMO. Did get an invite to a Valentines night from a girl DJ I know which made me raise an eyebrow as she never invites me to anything and has been liking and lurking my stuff. The trouble is she is about 25 and has a picture of her with a fidget spinner up (fucks sake I may as well just hang around outside the schools)

Icebreaker

"loads of drugs, more and more drugs as time went by"

On The Down Low

It is something called Imaginary Diseases the '72 Zappa. He mixed it while alive and intended it to come out sometime. Weird largely atonal shit from the tour sounding like nothing else I ever heard. He seemed like a very hard working guy. Funny my Mad Pride friend met him and wrote a book about him - Xxx Xxxxxx, bit of a cock really but known worse people.


Young bodies are great and I have been lucky to get some over the last two years although they have all been pure brain damage.  I genuinely can't remember most of the bullshit I have bellowed on lyrics and hate the idea of listening to the records to figure it out is the problem.

A Carefully Limited Glance At The Edges Of A Worldwide System

 "See You At Love Field"

Limited Hangout Series

he believed his mother, Rebecca Cope, was an assassin posing as his mother and had been hired to kill him. He told police he attacked her in December 2016 because she told him to rub olive oil on a new cutting board — something, he said, his real mother would never ask him to do

When found at her address on 2 September 2012 she was “malnourished and on the balance of probability had previously consumed significant quantities of alcohol. She had ketoacidosis. On the balance of probability, she was not taking her medication, Risperidone. She had neglected herself”.

5/2 Relief

Sent: 25 June 2013 16:58
Subject: existential exercises

Cool, look forward to that. Looking at the copy I kept the side with handwritten credits is really scruffy and unprofessional looking but seems to reflect the chaos and trouble of finishing the record and general alcoholic disorder.

Today I thought I was being followed round Tesco by actors hired by intelligence agencies, then that I was being followed home by military freemasons. I get so fucking cliched in my delusions. Pretty shaky physically too with lots of tremors and paralysis. The drinking last weekend was truly liver dissolving.

September Song

Tuesday, 19 September 2017 at 01:50 UTC+01

soo tired and showtime again tomorrow

Friday, 22 September 2017 at 05:58 UTC+01

many doors opened quickly for us and the welcome was unbelievably warm and beautiful

Saturday, 23 September 2017 at 04:46 UTC+01

I was praying before for the first time in a longlong time

Eagles!!