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Tuesday, 27 March 2018

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Saturday, 24 February 2018

Cackling Charivari




22/06/2014, 12:05

Haha that sounds funny really. Midsummer night's nightmare. Fuck it you will be out of there before long. We have all done it. Hope you and Carol have made up if it started as a row before going properly loopy?

We played a gig last night on a farm Over Wyre. Kids and dogs running round, beautiful remote fields, we played two separate sets like the Grateful Dead would, one at ten o'clock while still twilight then an hour later after dark and more drink...not cover versions or anything just our own stuff quite uncompromising...the woman whose fiftieth it was maybe thought she had booked a classic rock band haha!! It was all quite beautiful and dreamlike really.

Stoke on Trent gig with Bongoleeros next Saturday then the day after Kate and me are going on holiday to Minorca...she is a bit bonkers at the moment but not in a worrying way...Ging our drummer is also hearing voices constantly....2014 is pretty weird all in all

I Like Cock




Mon 17/08/15, 01:31

It may be a while since you have been to Todmorden - it is now the new Hebden and stuffed full of beardy young men and sexually confused young ladies, art galleries and vegan cafes and the like. It's alright I suppose, would drive me crackers living there.

Happy anniversary. Kate and me are fifteen years in January, not married but seeming ball and chain haha.

I told Xxxxxx that when she posted a picture supposedly showing her nervous skin rash I was just looking at her tits and hips. She then said that the black metal band had brought out her own inner misogyny. Don't you like women I said. I like cock, she said. Well it was sounding good. Then Kate came back from the bogs and the hussy scarpered quicksmart! Maybe she was worried about maraca insertion.

So many nutcases there actually - music was shite but good times talking nonsense sat outside the church it was held in.

Friday, 23 February 2018

Danish Blue

Sat, 25 Jul 2015 01:17:59 +0000

As for my neighbours here:

One side an old couple. Bloke seems literally brain damaged, sits on the kerb scowling a lot, has never spoke to me and ignores every attempt at hello. His wife is a faith healer and spiritualist and they sometimes do a touch of shamanic drumming. Her son (I think) sometimes comes round to do the garden and ends up shouting at her sounding very angry and crazy.

Other side a hot and crazy single mum with two brats - immaculate eye shadow and hair but not much going on mentally, some crap tattoos - drinks a lot - shy to the point of mental, will say hello if she is in a good mood - occasional boyfriends who lurk outside smoking weed.


Wednesday, 21 February 2018

A Skeleton Key To SP: Inside Multiple Systems



Thu 16/05/2013, 03:26

I saw BEATEN AND BUGGERED from that list and another similar one years ago and was quite shocked really. It looked like a how to guide for abductors - also the 'actresses' looked genuinely terrified when the knives were held to them. Interestingly vile stuff but I didn't want it in the house!

Apparently last Hobs single is reviewed nicely in The Wire by Byron Coley which is mental as it has pretty much sold out and it was ages ago. We are very obscure I suppose and hard to find out about. Playing on the Wirral a week on Saturday in Cynthia Lennon's home village, the posh Hoylake.

So twitchy and nervous lately. I probably need to take some medication.

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