Happy anniversary. Kate and me are fifteen years in January, not married but seeming ball and chain haha.
I told Xxxxxx that when she posted a picture supposedly showing her nervous skin rash I was just looking at her tits and hips. She then said that the black metal band had brought out her own inner misogyny. Don't you like women I said. I like cock, she said. Well it was sounding good. Then Kate came back from the bogs and the hussy scarpered quicksmart! Maybe she was worried about maraca insertion.
So many nutcases there actually - music was shite but good times talking nonsense sat outside the church it was held in.
